One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
3 2 1 whiskey
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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