Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You are a genius and a whore.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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