Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
if only i could text you this smell
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The power of my boobs compel you
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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