just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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