I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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