I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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