Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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