Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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