We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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