with your own penis?
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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