you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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