Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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