based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
