This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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