I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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