she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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