Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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