she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love you.
Bad choice
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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