I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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