so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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