They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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