And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Farmville is her only friend.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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