Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Swine flu is the new snow day.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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