I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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