Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Randomize
