What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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