I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I currently don't understand fingers.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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