There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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