The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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