he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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