Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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