One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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