So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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