youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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