It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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