that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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