Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
return my video game
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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