Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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