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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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