He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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