therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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