I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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