THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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