we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
