i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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