Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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