The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just want to make out with him forever
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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