the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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