dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
As shirtless as possible
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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