After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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