Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it because I queefed?

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(213): View more from California

Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.

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(207): View more from Maine

there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets

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(907): View more from Alaska

The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.

(907): View more from Alaska

Nevermind, it's not water.

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(530): View more from California

Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds

(1-530): View more from California

Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.

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