what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.