This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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