Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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