when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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