idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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