It's Friday. Sex?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
A+ Viking dick
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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