Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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