He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
