I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my being single is dangerous.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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