i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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